"your bra strap is showing"
that’s my dick
"seriously its 2013" is probably my favorite way to round out an argument. why don’t we have pet dragons yet. seriously its 2013. where is my jetpack. seriously its 2013. why do we still deny basic human rights to a huge percentage of humanity based on some arbitrary system of exclusionary rules developed and preserved by gross old hetero white men the world over. seriously its 2013
There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite!
Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood.
Because they sent back two ten year old boys.